NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner

Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicated for all of her recent actions.

“My investigation into myself shows that I did nothing wrong in threatening fines against the Kansas City Current over heat procedures that put fans and players at risk,” stated Berman. “I think that it shows that I acted correctly and appropriately to threaten to the team to play because of all the money that we might lose.”

Sources say that Berman was incensed that the teams would take into consideration the state of the fans and players as she stated, “WHO WILL CARE ABOUT THE SPONSORS AND THE BROADCAST WINDOW? SCREW THE FANS? WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY1”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when Berman blames the liberal media.