INTERNET - FIFA, the international money laundering organization, announced today that they will be using a new AI World Cup Ticket Program that will cancel tickets to the 2026 World cup if purchasers are found making negative comments about Charlie Kirk or Presidnt Trump online.

“We are doing this in conjunction with an executive order by the White House,” stated FIFA. “This is part of our attempt to ensure that the environment at the 2026 World Cup will be secure and filled with the right kind of people.”

Sources say that the technology will be constantly monitoring any and all social media for any critical comments of Charlie Kirk or President Donald Trump and instantly cancelling the tickets of the user.

“We have a way to ensure that we can tie social media activity to the purchaser of the tickets regardless of online alias,” stated one AI technician. “And if we end up with a few mistakes, well, that’s just the way it goes.

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