FIFA Backtrack On World Cup Ticket Prices As They Announce 1 Obstructed View $60 Ticket Per Game Available For Purchase For Anyone Willing To Wear ICE GPS Tracking Device 24/7

UNITED STATES - The international money laundering cartel FIFA announced, on Tuesday, that they were backtracking on their ticket prices as they announced 1 obstructed view $60 ticket available for purchase to every game this World Cup provided that the recipient of the ticket be willing to wear a 24/7 ICE GPS tracking device.

“You will be placed behind a pillar and be required to have open social media accounts that have never criticized President Trump, FIFA or Infantino,” stated the press release by FIFA. “Your location and your personal life will be closely monitored at all times by ICE and you will be subject to deportation immediately after the game is over.”

According to insiders, the ticket will only be available to super fans who have no say in anything political unless it is to complement both FIFA and the current President of the United States.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as millions apply for the ticket.