TFC Megaphone Releases Statement Claiming, "I Was Just Doing My Job"

TORONTO - The megaphone thrown at Mark-Anthony Kaye released a statement, today, claiming, “I was just doing my job,” as it attempted to fend off a stadium ban for entering the field of play.

Sources for the megaphone claimed that the device was profoundly sorry for being yeeted at the TFC player in a childish tantrum that will inevitably result in a ban for the supporter involved.

“I’ve never seen them so down,” stated friend and bullhorn Pyle. “It wasn’t their fault that they were thrown at the player. They were just doing their job.”

The megaphone was reportedly horrified to find itself flying end over end as it tried to apologize to Kaye only to find out that it had no voice.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as North American soccer fans continue to mimic what people in Serbia post to Ultras-Tifo.