Chris Klein Vows To Restore Galaxy To Their Rightful Position As A 9th Place Team As Soon As Suspension For Defrauding MLS Roster Rules Is Up And Million Dollar Fine Is Paid

LOS ANGELES - Galaxy president Chris Klein released a statement to the Los Angeles Galaxy fans promising to restore the team to their rightful position in 9th place as soon as his suspension for defrauding Major League Soccer (MLS) roster rules is lifted and the million dollar fine that was levied against the team was paid.

“Ninth place or BUST,” stated Klein as he tried to get the Galaxy fans back onto his side by promising the glory of a 1 and out away playoff game. “We CAN be the 9th best team in the west again!”

Sources indicate that Klein is desperate to continue his legacy of mishandling the Galaxy as he attempts to continue the standard he set of finding a way to make even the most passionate fans not want to cheer on their own team.

“I know things aren’t good now,” stated Klein. “However, things can be marginally better as the season goes along. All we need is to win 3 out of 10 games and we will likely be right back in the race for 9th.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Klein finally is able to perform his duties again after the MLS suspension is lifted and immediately tries to sign Pavon to another Non-dp-dp-non-dp under the table deal.