Ted Unkel Retirement Has Man Questioning Who He Will Now Blame For Teams Terrible Play

Orlando, FL - Orlando City SC fan Trevor Hughes stated that the recent retirement of Ted Unkel has him questioning who he will now blame for the terrible play and horrible losses of Orlando City.

“I could always just scream profanities at Ted and blame him for the loss,” stated Hughes to The Nutmeg News. “But now I’m going to be dangerously close to actually blaming the team and the front office for losses.”

Hughes was aghast when he found out that his favorite punching bag was leaving the referee ranks, and felt even more overwhelmed when he realized Alan Kelly was gone.

“Look, I blame the referees, during the game and after. It’s what I do. What am I supposed to do? Blame the players for making the foul? Blame the ownership for buying the players? That’s a slippery slope. It’s ALWAYS the referee’s fault.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Hughes concentrates all of his efforts on the fact that Chris Penso is going to cost Orlando City the playoffs in 2022.