Area Man Has Been Watching US Soccer Since 1993 And, "Just Wants You To Know That, Ok?"

Tampa, FL - Soccer fan Brad Lightfoot has been watching US Soccer since 1993 and, “just wants you to know that, ok?”

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“Yes, It’s been a long time and I’ve seen a lot of players come through the system,” stated Lighfoot to his Facebook group. “I’ve been watching this sport since 1993. When did you get into the sport? Was it recently? I bet it was.”

Friends state that Lightfoot leads any discussion about current USMNT players with a discussion of the longevity of Jeff Agoos and the sterling defensive acumen of Tony Meola.

“He spent the good part of 90 minutes talking about the what-if scenarios of John O’Brien’s career and connected that speech into a long winded diatribe about the time he wrote an update on his Geocities page about the legacy of Thomas Dooley after I asked him if he saw Christian Pulisic’s goal,” stated good friend James Wasserman. “I tuned out when he started talking about Desmond Armstrong.”

We reached out to Mr. Lightfoot for comment and he stated, “Do you know about Joe-Max Moore? Did you watch your soccer on Setanta Sports? Or is that too old? Look, if you know about the history of soccer in the United States then maybe we should talk about Billy Gonsalves, even though I’m pretty certain that’s well before YOUR time.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Lightfoot leads off his podcast on the nuances of the financial history of the game with a description of the playing career of Marcelo Balboa.