Rochester, NY - A recent Major Arena Soccer League (MASL) game between the Rochester Lancers and the Baltimore Blast was reportedly cancelled after a rave broke out in the stadium during a goal celebration.
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“I don’t know what happened but all of a sudden I was throwing shapes in the church of dance,” stated Lancers player Gary Boughton. “There was a moment where I could TASTE the energy and the music was just oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz…Oh god, it’s happening again!”
Lancers fans state that the issue happened after a goal by Boughton late in the fourth quarter as the house lights went multi colored and started a strobe effect, the music was cranked, smoke started flooding over the field and suddenly everyone was vigorously throwing around their bodies to Untz Untz by Dimitri Vegas, Like Mike, Vini Vici and Liquid Soul.
“It…. it was absolutely kicking off,” stated Lancers head coach Doug Miller. “Just wall to wall bangers. We were at the beck and call of DJ Key-Yo. Lancer Louie was bopping by with a lineup of Lancers glowsticks and pacifiers. I thought DJ Key-YO made a mistake transitioning into Quiet Storm, but then we went right on into Do Bad Well and the whole coaching staff was out on the field just getting wild and windmilling around with waterbottles.”
Fans say that the line between the music and the feeling temporarily evaporated into a sweaty heaving mass of humanity that all breathed until the drop came, but researchers indicate that the rave lasted for no longer than 45 minutes.
Sources with the MASL indicate that the game will be called 6-5 to the Baltimore Blast as the league denied that anything untoward happened.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as we continue to monitor the raves in the MASL for the influence of Acid House and Goa Trance.