Boston Welder Absolutely Certain He Knows Exactly What Happened With Ron Jans

Boston, MA - Welder and sports enthusiast Roger Smith stated that he is absolutely certain that he knows exactly what happened with former FC Cincinnati head coach Ron Jans.

“Granted I wasn’t there, didn’t hear about it until a day later, it’s not my team, and I’ve only caught up on all of this by reading Facebook comments and an article on Fox Sports….. but I think it’s pretty clear that ANTIFA CANCEL CULTURE PREVALENT IN THESE COLLEGE SOCCER LEFTISTS HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM,” stated Smith to The Nutmeg News.

According to fact checkers for The Nutmeg News, the only people who actually know what happened are the staff and players for FC Cincinnati. Even with that, there are multiple (disputed) stories from multiple people, and it appears that this is a nuanced and sensitive situation with a wide variety of possible scenarios. However, none of this information stopped Mr. Smith from imposing his immediate judgement from a 1 bedroom apartment 870 miles away.

“This kind of culture is the kind that is going to say that I shouldn’t use racial slurs or talk about slavery being great to my subordinates. What good is it being in a position of power if you can’t abuse it by trying to make other people feel like they aren’t human beings,” stated Smith. “It’s not fair that I can’t say racial slurs. I’m gonna say one right now. What are you gonna do about it?”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this after we bail out our reporter for punching Smith in the face.