Utah Royals Fan Attempts To Pick Up Discounted Royals Player During Holiday Sale

Salt Lake City, UT - Utah Royals fan Jennifer Anders stated that she was looking into picking up some of the discounted Royals players during the current Utah Royals Holiday Sale.

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“I narrowly missed out on acquiring Kelley O’Hara from the Royals,” stated Anders to The Nutmeg News. “I’m looking at acquiring a few extra players for Christmas as gifts to some of the soccer fans in my life.”

With news that the Royals are currently sending players off for cheap this holiday season, it inspired Anders to look towards this as an option during the Holiday season.

“What better gift is there than the gift of an actual Royals player,” stated Anders. “While, yes, it may indicate the complete collapse of the team as they hurtle towards the oblivion created by Del Loy Hansen…. on the other hand how many times can you acquire USWNT defenders for dirt cheap. It’s practically a steal!”

Anders also indicated that she is looking into whether she can just acquire the team as a whole as the Holiday Sale offers deep discounts.

“If they would just throw in free shipping on the team…. oh… wait… no… No… let’s not have free shipping on that.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as bargain shopper C. Long attempts to enter the promo code ROYALS2020 to look at the free shipping option.