INTERNET - Sources with Major League Soccer indicate that their attempt to interact with all people from all political convictions is failing as the Parler account set up for the league is not doing as well as planned.
Parler, the social media site for extreme right/authoritarian conservatives who have lost their mind, was considered another social media presence for MLS as the league searched for another way to reach out to conservatives and bring them into soccer.
“We wanted to make big strides with the conservative demographic but it turns out they are really weird,” stated one anonymous source. “It’s… well… it’s gone poorly.”
A post to the social media service to promote MLS Cup, last weekend, was met with a barrage of comments demanding to know if the league was a communist agent fueled by the animate corpse of Che Guevara, and taking republican children into the under-verse to teach non-traditional gender roles, love of ethnic foods that are fronts for Muslim fundamentalists who don’t say Merry Christmas, and subservience to Karl Marx, who is still alive and teaching there.
“Q told Steve who told Linda who told Dave who told @BigLieOpenSky who deciphered the riddles by connecting the 3rd letter from every Trump tweet that you can take your commie ball and stick it with your marxist black lives matters up your libral media ass, Crew to win and defeat Seattle Antifa Rioters,” stated one Parler account to the MLS post trying to encourage fans to predict the game score.
An account attributed to USMNT soccer player Geoff Cameron asked people to consider that Major League Soccer would be a gateway to young people learning about the basic philosophies of conservatives as he argued that the league could have a, “Women belong in the kitchen, and White Men created the world,” night.
The Nutmeg News will have more as MLS prepares for their next barrage of comments after making a post supporting the Black Players for Change.