Salt Lake City, UT - Democrat Supporters Group member Ralph Hughes stated that he was, “against modern politics,” as he fumed at the Harris/Pence split scarf being sold outside the 2020 Vice Presidential Debates.

“Politics for Fans not CNN,” stated Hughes to his Twitter account @RedStateBrigade. “I remember when the old arles would bust up with different firms before the Vice Presidential debates, not this modern politics shite.”

Hughes then went on a lengthy diatribe about how vice presidential debates used to be back before national television contracts and vice-presidents on 500k a week.

“Back during Dole v Mondale a bunch of us jumped a rival crew from the Dole Bill, as they were called back then,” stated Hughes wistfully over an imported Buckfast. “Oh but those were good times. I remember Teddy Williams of the Blue Dogs holding the severed stump of a Dole Patrol placard and beating down a spry Strom Thurmond look-a-like who was advocating for segregation. He kept yelling and we kept beating. That was before cell phone cameras, you see.”

According to Hughes, even the fashion changed from those early battles as he stated, “why when we went to go battle with the Quayle Firms we lifted a bunch of clobber from Lacoste, The Vested Gentress, and The Lilly. At that point they started calling us the Preppy Lads Crew. It was a fine time to be alive. A beak full of hooter and beating the living shit out of a Dan Quayle fan, ahhhhh memories.”

The Nutmeg News will have more of this as Hughes continues mumbling to himself about the good old days as he walks by 10 teenagers getting beaten by the police for trying to do a tik tok regarding Black Lives Matter outside the debate.