Nashville, TN - Major League Soccer franchise Nashville SC have reportedly traded Jack Maher to Atlanta United in exchange for 10,000 season ticket holders for the 2020 season.
“pssst, jack… um… we have some news”
“We feel that this is a mutually beneficial deal for both teams,” stated manager Gary Smith. “We could use more season ticket holders and Atlanta United needs another player to ultimately trade to Real Monarchs in a year.”
Atlanta United sources indicate that they had to inform 10,000 of their season ticket holders that they would be required to relocate to Nashville this season, but they felt that the move allows them to solidify their massively depleted defense
“I just bought a house,” stated Altanta United fan Bill Samuels. “I can’t believe this. I really can’t believe this. This is the LAST time that I don’t read the fine print on my season tickets.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Nashville launches a lawsuit on 10 of the fans who refuse the mandatory relocation.