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The Editors Wouldn't Give Us The Fifth Off And Asked Us To Write About The Gold Cup So, Instead, Here's A Cat Picture

July 5, 2019

CONCACAF created a tournament that runs roughly every 2 or 3 years that is won by the same two teams literally every single iteration with the exception of the time that Jerry O'Connell and the rest of the Sliders went through the wormhole and fixed the game so Canada had a chance.

Instead of watching your American flag gravy stained shorts clad bro friends chugging Smirnoff Ice and chanting USA - USA as they urge the United States to destroy the Seychelles or Barbados, here’s a cat picture.

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