USMNT Fan Claims That HIS City Will Gladly Show Up And Overpay For A Meaningless Friendly

Seattle, WA - USMNT fan, American Outlaw super gold elite member and AMWAY junior sales associate Travis Foster repeatedly stated that his city of Seattle would GLADLY show up and overpay for a meaningless friendly after the recent United States versus Panama game failed to attract more than 8000 people.

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“Seattle hasn’t had a USMNT ever,” stated Foster who decided not to fact check his own arguments. “You should know that everyone here would gladly pay the $65 to $500 per ticket for a meaningless friendly against a sub-par competition.”

Foster took his argument to Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and the comments section of every SB Nation blog that featured a piece on the sparsely attended game as he reiterated the average Seattle fan’s commitment to being taken advantage of by the US Soccer Federation (USSF).

“You know Seattle would show up. We do for the Sounders, we do for the Seahawks and we gladly would show up for the United States if we ever got a chance. You’ll never have a better home field advantage for a meaningless game featuring the C squad of a Central American opponent in a non-World Cup year,” ranted Foster in the comments section of Stars And Stripes FC. “I personally would buy all of those $14 beers if they bring a game here.”

Foster indicated repeatedly that he would be willing to just give his credit card over to the US Soccer Federation for them to utilize in extorting his bank account for every cent left.

“HAIL THE TEAM! WE SUPPORT THE USA IN THIS TOWN AND WE DO IT WITH OUR FINANCES,” ranted Foster to his Twitter account @USA4LYFELOSERSGETOUT. “Every game is a judgment on your patriotism and if you aren’t willing to pay $65 to watch Michael Bradley play against whoever the hell Panama found to play this game then you should leave for communist Cuba or Vietnam. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA.USA. USA. USA. USA. CHARGE MY CARD!”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Foster’s card is declined for the $532 he attempts to pay for two beers and a foam finger at an upcoming USMNT friendly.

Editors Note - It is a Women’s World Cup year, Mr Foster.