All Scottish Football Supporters To Be Banned From World Cup After United States Announces Required Five Year Review Of Social Media Posts

UNITED STATES - All travelling Scottish Football Supporters are reportedly to be banned from attending the World Cup after the United States announced a required five year review of all social media posts for entering the country.

“Five years?” stated one anonymous supporter. “I’ve spent just the last week telling the Donald and the rest of the politicians to get tae fuck. Fuck all of them, from the highest to the lowest.”

Sources say that a quick scan of the social media posts from the last five years indicates that not one single Scottish football fan would be allowed into the United States.

“It’s a wretched hive of compassion, foul language and abuse of conservative values,” stated one White House representative. “We cannot allow the Scots into the United States.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as English fans from the North get banned, but Chelsea fans are let through.