Bradley Wright-Phillips Plans Elaborate Three Kit Reveal For Upcoming Hat Trick

NEW YORK - According to insider sources, Red Bull New York forward Bradley Wright-Phillips is planning an elaborate three kit reveal for an upcoming hat trick.

"We've already made up 101, 102, and 103 kits," stated one anonymous source, "and Bradley is planning on running around in four kits on game day to show how committed he is to the bit."

With a forecasted high of 87 degrees for the next Red Bull home game, Wright-Phillips is reportedly keen to get off the mark.

"He doesn't want to run around for more than one or two games with four kits on, so he's going to score that hat trick as soon as possible," stated one anonymous player from Panama. "I expect fireworks."

When asked how Wright-Phillips would avoid "pulling a Hassli" our source stated that Wright-Phillips would wait to reveal the kits until after scoring the third goal and then pull off all the kits in a row before levitating out of the stadium.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Wright-Phillips debates being prepared for any number of goals that he could score by wearing 10 numbered kits under his kit.