Orlando City Fan Actually Excited For Orlando Magic Season, Now

Orlando, FL - Orlando City fan Thomas Rogers admitted that he is actually excited for the upcoming Orlando Magic season, now, after a terrible 2017 for the local men's soccer team.

JOCK JAMS! WHOOMP THERE IT IS! ARENA ROCK! 

JOCK JAMS!

WHOOMP THERE IT IS!

ARENA ROCK! 

"I didn't think I'd be saying this come September, but I'm looking forward to any sports team better than the shitshow I've been watching for the past few months," stated Rogers to friends.

"The Magic finished 13th in the East last season and, at best, are going to be excitingly bad, but at least they aren't foundering in the crime pages."

According to sources, Rogers lowered his expectations for Orlando City Soccer Club over the 2017 season until he found himself below his lowered expectations for the Magic thus allowing him to tap into some kind of perverted, enthusiastic hope for the Magic played against his disappointment in the 2017 OCSC season.

"I'm taking in more Pride games, as well. They are winning, playing well and, something that is very important to me right now, not embarrassing the community. Only a little over a month until I'm let down by the Magic. It's a great time to be alive."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Rogers debates turning his Kaka kit into an Alex Morgan kit.