Referee To Blame For Team Loss As Well As Man's Divorce, Lost Job, And STD

Houston, TX - Esteban Dominguez announced, on Tuesday, that he was blaming referee Oscar Moncada for El Salvador's loss as well as Dominguez's recent divorce, lost job and STD as he railed against the Honduran referee's performance in the recent Mexico v El Salvador Gold Cup game.

"AND THIS IS WHY PAULINA LEFT YOU, ESTEBAN.

"AND THIS IS WHY PAULINA LEFT YOU, ESTEBAN.

"Moncada is the reason for the El Salvador loss, and my divorce, and my lost job..... and I'm pretty sure that he is somehow responsible for that STD that I got from Isela," stated Dominguez to The Nutmeg News. "The way he called the game was complete travesty and I'm very certain that his style of refereeing not only cost Los Cuscatlecos the game, but my livelihood."

Desperate to blame anyone but himself and his team for their current predicaments, Dominguez went on a long winded rant against Moncada on his Facebook page that was liked by only 5 people, 4 of which didn't read past the first sentence.

"See, my friends agree with me and they all say that Moncada is to blame for the loss, and my crippling gonorrhea. At least five people know the truth, and I'm sure that more people will like this when they finally get around to reading the truth."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when Dominguez's friends ignore another one of his nonsensical rants.