WASHINGTON - A forgetful and apologetic Robert Kraft FaceTimed the New England Revolution from a White House party celebration with the New England Patriots to wish the Revs good night and promise, again, that, if they were good, they would all go get ice cream on Sunday.
"Daddy is sorry," stated Kraft to the assembled group of Revolution players at half time of the 0-0 draw with the San Jose Earthquakes. "It's late and I didn't have cell service til now, but I promise that if everyone behaves.... we can go out to Toscanini's on Sunday!"
Kraft then began yelling off screen for some bottle service and to have someone grab Rob Gronkowski to come read One Fish Red Fish to the boys before they were put to bed when his signal cut out again.
Inside sources say that Jay Heaps kicked the floor after the screen went quiet and mumbled something about how, "We are never going to be a family again."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Kraft forgets to take the Revolution out for Ice Cream when he test drives a new yacht to Ibiza on Sunday.