Rochester, NY - Western New York Flash fans were rewarded, today, with the announcement of a moving sale and deep discounts of up to 5% off WNY Flash memorabilia.
"Forget the reason, the why, where, how, etc.... we are having a MOVING SALE!" stated Flash general manager Rich Randall. "Everything is for sale... EVERYTHING... I MEAN ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!"
Long time supporters can be comforted with the complete loss of their local team by owning a fleece picnic blanket heavily marked down two dollars to forever remind you of the love that you lost because the Sahlen family couldn't figure out how to properly run and market a championship team and grow the fanbase in the region.
"We are hoping that all our fans will continue to purchase gear and tickets now that they won't have a team in the future," stated Randall. "Hopefully current fans understand that our refund policy on tickets is absolute. By that I mean they absolutely aren't getting a refund, COME ON DOWN TO NORTH CAROLINA THOUGH!"
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as, once again, the fans are made to suffer for the problems of ownership and league.