MLS Rumor Account Celebrates 6 Years Without A Successful Pick


A twitter account focused on MLS acquisition rumors celebrated it's sixth year without a successful tweet as the forecast of Ibrahimovic to LA Galaxy died in the waning hours of this week.

SOME OF THESE GUYS, BUT THEY ARENT ALL GOING TO PLAY WELL, AND SOME WOULD JUST RATHER RETIRE.

SOME OF THESE GUYS, BUT THEY ARENT ALL GOING TO PLAY WELL, AND SOME WOULD JUST RATHER RETIRE.

"We created this with the intention of always being wrong," stated MLS Rumor Twitter handler Jimmy Godot. "It was always our idea to just be relentlessly, recklessly, empahtically wrong about every transfer rumor that we put out there and we made it SIX years without ever being right."

While thousands of people follow their MLS Rumors twitter account, many have switched over from thinking they would get a glimmer of information to just following the account for the hilarity of what they suggest.

"Man, I remember thinking it was possible that Philadelphia were going to obtain Grafite. Those were the days," stated Union fan David Thornberry. 

"Wow, I remember thinking it was possible that Vancouver were going to obtain Grafite. You guys remember that?" stated Whitecaps fan Steven Boord.

"Do you guys remember those Grafite rumors?" stated Sporting Kansas City fan Edgar Davis.

"Oh god, yeah, I followed them when they said Grafite was coming to the Sounders," stated Seattle Sounders fan Hannah Westing.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Grafite is rumored to play for LAFC in 2019.