Toledo, OH - Soccer fan Yancey David has stated that he has the, "best T.I.F.O idea ever," as he ranted to his friend from Columbus on the phone about how they need to make, "Some kind of like banner or flag with ... you know... like... some movie thing," on said item.
"We can do that movie thing from... um.. maybe Guardians of the Galaxy," stated Mr. David to his shell shocked friend who mentally started checking out when he called him ranting about the best T.I.F.O idea ever. "Like groot, but in laurels. Like, laurels are where it is at. But yeah, like groot in laurels like in Crew colors, but the new kit colors, in the laurels and it says, 'i am groot' but something better. You can come up with that."
Reportedly, Mr. David's friend Delonte Hastings already knew the call was going to be shit by the level of excitement that Mr David had when he asked if the Crew supporters had painted anything new.
"I'm just the idea man," stated Mr. David to The Nutmeg News on Monday. "I pitch the ideas and I expect Delonte to do all the leg work, like the photoshop stuff and the painting and the buying of the fabric and the tracing and really all the actual work."
The Nutmeg News will have nothing further on this as Mr. Hastings has no intention of painting anything of the sort.