Troll Upset That Twitter Account Isn't Relevant Enough To Be Blocked

Internet troll David Burroughs is particularly upset that the twitter account he set up to abuse players, spread false transfer information and generally be a dick isn't relevant enough to be blocked by anyone.

 "I really thought the Balaclava would help me but it is just getting in the way."

"I really thought the Balaclava would help me but it is just getting in the way."

"I'm not blocked by Twellman, Lalas, Wahl, Klinsmann, the other Lalas, Heineman, Paulson.... no one," stated a morose Burroughs to his friends on Wednesday afternoon. 

"I can't be a troll if I'm not offensive and relevant enough to be blocked by semi-famous people who find my tweets offensive. If I'm not a troll, what am I? Just a simple twitter user? Hell No!"

While Burroughs attempted to tweet offensive things at Freddy Adu, even Adu took it in stride saying, "Ah, that's sweet..... at least he is trying" before he logged off twitter without blocking Burroughs.

"WHO OR WHAT DO I HAVE TO OFFEND TO BE BLOCKED," Mr. Burroughs shouted on his twitter account to his extensive follower list which includes 22 Ukrainian porn bots, Mr. Burroughs friend Wendy, Brad Davis and Mr Burroughs mother, Darla, who was quoted as saying, "oh, David is such a sweet boy."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr. Burroughs starts talking about promotion and relegation in an effort to step up his game.