NYCFC Continue Fan Outreach Program By Sleeping With Jerry Burkhart's Wife

NEW YORK - New York City FC (NYCFC) have noticeably increased their fan outreach program for the 2016 season and will continue this trend next Monday with the coital bedding of Jerry Burkhart's wife, Deborah.

 My team and my wife, together.... in the same bed... Now that is community outreach.

My team and my wife, together.... in the same bed... Now that is community outreach.

"We were having a hard time in the bedroom, NYCFC said they wanted to reach out and involve fans. I thought it would be a great way to spice things up and get my wife to connect with the team," stated Mr Burkhart to The Nutmeg News on Thursday. 

Reportedly, Mr Burkhart, a season ticket holder and fan of NYCFC since 2015, will wait out in the car as NYCFC will wine and dine Deborah, telling her stories of their 2015 season over Royal Osetra Caviar and a bottle of Scharzhofberger Riesling Trockenbeerenauslese at Le Bernardin. 

NYCFC will continue the evening with a night of dancing at Swing 46 Jazz and Supper Club before taking Deborah Burkhart home to make sweet, sweet love to her body, with her acceptance (of course).

NYCFC has announced that they will arise early, make coffee and breakfast while having a languid conversation about the night and their future together while offering a tender foot massage before leaving Mrs Burkhart with her husband.

"I'm excited for a night of pampering and love making," stated Mrs Burkhart. "It's been far too long and perhaps I'll finally understand Jerry's love of this new team."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Deborah texts NYCFC the next day to see, "Whats Up?"