CHICAGO - Fire fan Desmond Olivare put the final touches on page 413 of his manifesto in the way that the Fire ownership and team have disappointed him over the past 7 seasons as the Airing Of Grievances began during the Festivus holiday season.
Olivare stated to The Nutmeg News that his manifesto will include references to The Editorial, the playoffs, Hauptman, Nery Castillo, Kennedy Igboananike, Juan Luis Anagongo, Gilberto, Arevalo Rios, and Federico Puppo.
"I've got a lot of anger to work out, and when I finally finish this sucker... oh man... my Festivus holiday will finally be complete."
Olivare reportedly began working on the masterpiece during a Festivus period two years ago.
"I'm hoping that this manifesto will generate substantial change as I continue to spend money on season tickets and beer at the stadium, thus avoiding the actual tangible way to hit ownership in its pockets," stated Olivare. "That's really the only way I can avoid getting into an argument with other Fire fans online about how we support this team. I support the Fire by extemporaneously egregious self loathing and complaining in the stadium about the things I probably won't do in the future if things continue to be shit."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Olivare prepares for his transition into the Feats Of Strength as he prepares to again pull his credit card from his wallet to pay for Fire items.