Columbus, OH - Columbus Crew fan Isabella Garces was shocked to find that the Columbus Crew's 2016 season was actually still going after the recent long international break. Given the Crew's position in the table and the lack of recent information about the team, Garces convinced herself that the season was finally over.
"We have a game on Thursday? And It's still the 2016 season?" asked a very confused Garces to her friends. "I thought we all agreed to move on from this one."
Reportedly, Garces was already mentally evaluating the players she hoped the team would sell and players that she hoped they would keep while making personal offseason plans after an excruciating 2016 season.
"I am done, mentally," stated Garces to The Nutmeg News. "I'm going to go to a beach, relax, drink some cold drinks and not think about Higuain, Trapp, Kamara (either one). This season has been exhausting and entirely too long, at this point. It feels like an unending procession of doom from MLS Cup on. I'm just excited to decompress at this point and come back in 2017 excited for games again."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Garces rallies to watch three more MLS Games.