Area Man Thinks Your Daughter Should Shut Up And Go To College

Boise, ID - Darren Collingsworth, local loudmouth and patron of the Arctic Circle in Nampa, has admitted that he thinks you have completely screwed up as a parent and that your soccer playing daughter should shut up, sit down, and go to college.

 "..BUT WHAT ABOUT A COLLEGE EDUCATION? SHE WONT GET A JOB WITH STARBUCKS WITHOUT IT."

"..BUT WHAT ABOUT A COLLEGE EDUCATION? SHE WONT GET A JOB WITH STARBUCKS WITHOUT IT."

Firing a number of tweets online, Collingsworth ripped into your daughter saying, "They aren't ready for the real world. I don't care how talented they are at soccer, they need to go to college."

While some think that the only person who can accurately determine what they should do with their life is the person themselves, Collingsworth reportedly thinks that the verbal diarrhea that spews out of his Twitter and Facebook account should be the only thing that coaches your kids future.

"This kid is going to ruin her life. #ParentsFail" stated Collingsworth noting that, "I can't help but think that they are going to get taken advantage, this is clearly a mistake. What kind of person thinks that a woman at 18 is ready for the world? She isn't. What a colossal mistake."

While Collingsworth has this opinion of your daughter, he is equally passionate about the future of your son leaving technical college to go weld on an oil-field overseas, "That boy will really get a jump on his future!"