Orlando, FL - After being linked to Orglando City Soccer Club, Swedish International and man most likely to score a goal that you will show your ambivalent about soccer parents Zlatan Ibrahimovic admitted that his Ghostwriter made contact with Orlando City, not him.
"Yes, I admit it. My ghostwriter was the one who made contact. We needed more material for a new book so I told him to try to arrange a transfer for himself as me to Orlando City to see what it is like to be Zlatan." said Zlatan
Reportedly, Zlatan's ghostwriter, who invented quotes in Mr Ibrahimovic's spellbinding biography, contacted Orlando City as Zlatan to explore the idea of a transfer in 2016.
"They were very very excited" said Mr Lagercrantz. "I was able to fully experience what Zlatan would experience if he wanted to go play in Orlando City for some reason. Zlatan said that I should actually follow through with the whole transfer and show up to the unveiling and signing as well. However, I wasn't sure if that would be wise."
The Nutmeg News asked Mr. Ibrahimovic about this and he stated the following, "There is only one Zlatan. In some cases a man chooses to make himself Zlatan. However the mask is pulled off you must realize there is only one Zlatan. All faces are Zlatan to Zlatan, but there is only one face that is Zlatan."
Orlando City reportedly is very embarrassed by this turn of events and has called Major League Soccer to request redress. Reportedly, they were given the rights to Chicharito Hernandez, a 24 case of Doritos Cool Ranch chips and 30 dollars deposited into their Draft Kings account.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Zlatan commands us.
TELL US OF YOUR WILL, O HOLY ONE. GIVE US YOUR BIDDING, KING ZLATAN.