Blissful Toronto Native Unaware That His Soccer Team Is Fighting For His Honor In Montreal

TORONTO - Toronto native Paul Simone is reportedly unaware that his hometown soccer team is fighting for his honor in Montreal this evening.

 I mean, this is from an Expos game like 20 years ago, but It probably still applies. You make them sick Mr Simone.

I mean, this is from an Expos game like 20 years ago, but It probably still applies. You make them sick Mr Simone.

"Whats going on where now?" said Simone as someone asked him if he was watching the game tonight. "The Jays got knocked out of the playoffs, I don't care about watching the rest of the World Series."

Reportedly the rest of Mr Simone's friends are also unaware of this national issue of hometown pride being contested tonight in Montreal.

"Look, we are just in the horrible time between watching the Raptors fail and waiting for the Argonauts fall apart before the Leafs come in to break out heart." said a collection of three of Mr Simone's friends who just don't really care about soccer at all.

"I tried to tell him, we all hate Montreal, come hate Montreal with me tonight  but he just got confused and thought I was talking about Lacrosse" said soccer fan and friend Regis Lefevre. "I might be the only TFC fan that Paul has and the last time I tried to take him it was raining and we lost. Given that this happens a lot, I couldn't convince him to come back out again. It is just a tough sale."

The Nutmeg News will have more on TFC's status if they make it to the final and Mr Simone turns out to have been a really big fan all along.