WASHINGTON - Soccer fan David Williams stated that he hopes to pay off his $55,000 of medical debt by flipping the $18,400 World Cup tickets he purchased on the secondary market by opening a high interest rate credit card.

“The future is MINE,” stated Williams to The Nutmeg News. “I just have to figure out how to stall until the matchup is announced. And then I can really re-sell my way out of poverty.”

Sources say that Williams came up with the plan after realizing he had no other way to fix the medical debt that happened when he had an ambulance ride, emergency surgery, and multiple night stay in the hospital.

“I just need this game to be a good game and not between two countries on the banned visa list,” stated Williams. “I also need to somehow keep paying down the interest on this card and stay healthy so that I don’t get another hospital bill. I also need to keep my job.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Williams gets laid off, can’t pay his payments, goes into bankruptcy and sells his tickets at a loss before watching the game from his parents living room.