Ebullient Alexi Lalas Screams At AI Chat Bot To Find Ethnicity And Birthplace Of Starting USMNT Lineup In Order To Figure Out Who To Criticize

INTERNET - An ebullient and ecstatic Alexi Lalas reportedly screamed at the microphone prompt of an AI chat bot to find the ethnicity and birthplace of the USMNT starting lineup in order to figure out exactly who he would blame for their loss to Mexico.

“I NEED CONTENT,” stated Lalas into an AI chatbot. “TELL ME THE COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND GENETIC MAKEUP OF THESE BUMS.”

Sources say that Lalas reportedly took to his social media accounts to schedule a, “What are we all angry about today,” post for tomorrow before attempting to soft pedal a birther conspiracy about United States players to his followers.

“You just can’t trust people who don’t understand what it means to be American,” stated the former shit defender and even worse general manager.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as it happens.