Seattle, WA - Sounders fan Brett Eastings reportedly posted “SCHMETZER OUT” to every single social media platform he had as he fumed and castigated the team for being unable to score six goals as they defeated the Montreal Impact, or Club De Foot Montreal, or Saputo’s Fighting Force Five, whatever it is these days, 5-0.

“This is just utter bullshit,” stated Eastings to Twitter and the comments section of Sounders At Heart. “This team should’ve hung six goals AT A BARE MINIMUM. They had a red card! It’s absolutely inexcusable.”

Sources say that Eastings has repeatedly called for the sacking of former Sounders player and current head coach Brian Schmetzer since the end of the 2022 season.

“He’s been pretty adamant that the game has passed Schmetzer by,” stated friend Jason Prentice. “I don’t really pay attention to it because I just had to mute him for mental health sake on Reddit and Twitter and Facebook.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Eastings threatens to bring a two-pole to the next home game if he can find a ticket and the time off from work and if he can find parking downtown and if he doesn’t have to go to Ikea for some reason or possibly out to Bremerton.