TORONTO - TFC fan Gavin Williams stated, “Frankly it’s more difficult to NOT make the playoffs,” as he attempted to make some sense out of another abysmal season.
More L’s than are in the Maple Leafs.
“If you look at the total number of teams in each conference it’s ridiculous. The sign of an exceptional team is achieving something that is beyond the ordinary,” stated Williams while stoned. “And going to the playoffs? That’s chump change. NINE teams are going to make the playoffs. But being the 16th out of 16 teams in the east and only one of six that don’t make the playoffs? That is an exceptional team. Exceptionally bad, but still exceptional.”
Sources say that Williams has been coping with a lost season since the season began as TFC only won 1 out of their first 9 games.
“It’s all over, but could it be even MORE over! I think so,” stated Williams to his group chat. “We’ve only begun to be shit, but we could take a run at being the worst team in the league and that is something. We are sitting at 8 straight losses, but can we make it 9? I THINK SO!”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as a disgruntled Williams cheers against TFC getting any more points.