INTERNET - George Juncaj via the Michigan Stars twitter feed, today, challenged the Knights Who Say NISA podcast to a Pistols At Dawn duel from their Twitter account.

“OUR HONOR WILL NOT BE BESMIRTCHED,” stated the Tweet that was absolutely 100% not dictated by George Juncaj to an unpaid intern who posted the stupid statement online, immediately sighed and sent out an application for a cashier position at a grocery store. “PREPARE YOUR SECONDS!”

Sources indicate that Juncaj was originally arguing for a duel built around swordplay but that ultimately he felt that the Knights Who Say NISA were not worthy the noble art that comes with the flash of steel, the smoking of cigars, and all the bloodletting.

“FORSOOTH, THOU HAST SPAKE AGAINST ME,” railed a mustachioed Juncaj as he twirled his black satin cape and ranted towards the computer screen like a incontinent Charles Foster Kane. “THEY WILL SUFFER THE STEEL AND THE FLASH AND THE MUZZLE! Oh but bring a doctor, for thou will submit!”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Juncaj spends all evening in his office at the Stars facility searching for his dueling gloves.