FIFA Announce 2042 World Cup To Be Hosted On Active Deep Water Gas Drilling Rigs Destroying The Cold Water Reef Off The Coast Of Mauritania

Zurich, SWITZERLAND - The Fédération internationale de football association (FIFA), today announced that they awarded the 2042 World Cup to a group of active gas drilling rigs permitted to drill for natural gas while simultaneously posing an immense threat to one of the oldest cold water reefs in the world and the local fisheries of Senegal and Mauritania.

“We have a mandate to bring the game wherever the highest bidder wants,” stated FIFA President Gianni Infantino. “This world cup will truly highlight the beautiful culture of British Petroleum and Kosmos Energy. Fans of the beautiful game will find that learning about the culture of BP will open their eyes to the wider culture of other Countries out there like Exxon/Mobil, Shell and Halliburton.”

Sources indicate that the bid was allegedly accepted when the check cleared as Infantino spoke to reporters claiming that there were no other applicants that fit the qualification to host like the joint venture of British Petroleum and Kosmos Energy.

“Fans will enjoy the BP oil and gas fan zone where they will have integrated football challenges and career advice from a group of BP recruiters. There will be giveaways of dead and bleached coral for everyone attending and all fans will receive a documentary titled, ‘dwindling fisheries are no fault of our own,’ to take home to their respective countries for distribution.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the 2046 World Cup is held in North Korea.