Minneapolis, MN - It hasn’t been the start to the 2022 season that Minnesota United fan Sandra Andrews wanted, but the Loons fan is sticking with their chronic depression for the foreseeable future.

The Minnesota United fan announced Thursday they’ve signed their depression to a two-year extension, which keeps their depression under contract with Minnesota through the 2024 season. The deal was made official after Minnesota United signed new contracts for Adrian Heath, Ian Fuller, Sean McAuley and goalkeeper coach Stewart Kerr.

Depression has been with Andrews since the Loons entered Major League Soccer in 2017 and has continued to lead the fan despite three straight MLS Playoff appearances.

“My depression has been absolutely instrumental in driving me further and further away from the so-called competitive success of the team,” stated Andrews. “The commitment that the team has to the current direction regardless of the feelings of fans or the results on the field has really helped form what seems like an endless miasma of rudderless angst, that I really appreciate now.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Andrews searches google for a therapist in the Twin Cities area before wondering if starting a new Skyrim save as a dual wielding magic user will fix the issue instead.