Area Soccer Expert Now Available On Mastodon, Counter Social, TikTok, BeReal, Instagram, Hinge, Myspace, DeviantArt, Grinder, ICQ, IRC, Discord, Slack, MiGente, Tumblr, LinkedIn, And SomethingAwful

INTERNET - Area soccer expert James @soccertruthUSMNT23 McAvoy today announced that he was available on Mastodon, Counter Social, TikTok, BeReal, Instagram, Facebook, Myspace, Hinge, Christian Mingle, Bumble, Farmers Only, Only Fans, DeviantArt, Grinder, ICQ, IRC, Discord, Slack, Google+, MiGente, Teams, Asana, Tumblr, LinkedIn, And SomethingAwful.

“In case you’ve left Twitter and you still want to see my content, thoughts and musings on the world of soccer I made certain to be available,” stated McAvoy to his 324 followers.

Sources indicate that McAvoy decided to diversify his social media presence with the departure of many of the more successful people he follows on Twitter to other sites.

“They were doing this and if I’m seeing other people who make a living talking about soccer leaving for greener pastures, then I need to ensure that the people who follow me for witty insights into the Austrian second division up and coming players who may be American, well I should give them that opportunity.”

Sources say that McAvoy’s girlfriend is nonplussed as she was unavailable to comment due to lack of existence.

“I already followed him on Mastodon, but he told me to follow him on Tumblr and LinkedIN as well,” stated one follower. “There’s only so many places I need to read about his insights into the fractured landscape of American soccer.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as McAvoy spends 5 hours updating all the sites he posts from for one witty observation on mixing Sprite and Root Beer.