Twitter Announces Carli Lloyd Farewell Tour

INTERNET - Social Media company Twitter announced a four month Twitter Farewell tour for Carli Lloyd that will serve as Lloyd’s final tweets in a U.S uniform. Lloyd will also continue using social media the remainder of the 2022 season before also calling time on her Instagram, Parler, Facebook, and 8chan career.

“When I first started out with Twitter, my two main goals were to be the most hard working Tweeter that I could be and to criticize Fed-Ex delivery,” said Lloyd. “Every single day I stepped out onto the social media field, I tweeted as if it was my last game. I never wanted to tweet anything for granted, especially knowing how hard it is to get to the top, but even harder to stay at the top for so long. And I’ve stayed at the top of Twitter forever.”

Lloyd ends a historic Twitter career that began in January of 2010 when she debuted online by randomly blocking a fan with 10 followers who suggested, without tagging Lloyd, that she didn’t pass the ball correctly in a game.

“I would like to thank Twitter for helping to provide the opportunities to castigate delivery drivers. I am forever grateful for the verification and to be able to tweet and block fans for the last 11 years,” said Lloyd. “I will continue to support and cheer Twitter on an continue to find ways to inspire the next generation online.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Lloyd announces 13 more friendlies blocked on her Twitter tour.