WASHINGTON - Stating, "We can't keep repeating the mistakes of the past," a pensive Joe Biden is reportedly considering pulling all United States infrastructure out of the CONCACAF Champions League.
“The soccer nation-building has failed,” stated the President according to insider sources. “There’s nothing low grade or low risk or low cost about any CONCACAF game. It’s time to end the participation of our forces in the CONCACAF Champions League.”
The President indicated that he believed that the evacuation of the Philadelphia Union from the 2021 CONCACAF Champions League was a, “major success,” despite the failures involved even as Liga MX teams celebrated their “independence” from MLS teams with luke warm indifference.
"We cannot abandon our translators and possible future USMNT players in Guatemala and Mexico," stated one anonymous USSF source. "This is madness! We just need to pump in some more money to stabilize this soccer nation! All we need is more time and a couple trillion more dollars spent on converting our nations basketball and football players into soccer players in order to make this happen. Trust me, Soccer will become the DOMINANT force in US Sports. I know we’ve been saying this for nearly a hundred years, but we just need more money and another hundred years and we will get there."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this when MLS teams get knocked out of the 2022 CONCACAF Champions League.