Second Pfizer Shot Gives Man Lightning Fast Access To Roja Directa Streams Without Popups

Billings, MT - After receiving his second Pfizer vaccine, soccer fan Alberto Hernandez noticed that he now has lightning fast access to Roja Directa which allows him to watch soccer streams without unending popups.

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“It’s been amazing,” stated Hernandez to the Nutmeg News. “Since I got my shot I’ve been able to easily watch Champions League games, Bundesliga games, Premier League games without any issues. Whatever games I want will just play inside my head right behind my eyes.”

Hernandez stated that previously, when trying to watch a soccer game, he had to make certain that he was using a computer, not on wifi, on a VPN, using a pop up blocker and trying to control the endless metadata clickbait that would happen when he clicked on links. Since receiving the COVID-19 vaccine, the soccer fan stated that he is able to watch any game in the world at any time.

“I was just about to tweet at Atlanta United for their preseason game against the Accounting Department not being available in Montana, but before I pressed send the game was happening inside of my eyes. It’s incredible. Every soccer fan needs this shot.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Hernandez tries to open up a stream of CONCACAF Champions League game only to find out that it’s been blocked in his head.