Des Moines, IA - A heartwarming front office Instagram post celebrating the birth of defender Mike Sheldon’s daughter proved the perfect venue for season ticket holder Dirk Williams to demand Sheldon to be traded to, “literally anywhere.”

“I just want to see him gone,” stated Williams, ”He’s trash and I don’t really give a shit how or why he goes. And tell him to take McCann with him.”

While Sheldon had a tough 2020 due to injury, personal issues, COVID and playing time, sources with the team indicate that he is ready to compete in 2021 and they anticipate a return to form.

“Yeah, Mike is going to challenge the starters from last year,” stated one team source. “We expect great things from him this season with an extremely tough 2020 behind him.”

None of this information dissuaded Mr. Williams from continuing his campaign of targeted harassments as he took every opportunity to demand Sheldon to leave the team including leaving comments on the signing announcement of other players as he stated, “GREAT! Now that this deal is done, get rid of Sheldon to absolutely anywhere because he is trash.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as an awkward Williams asks the player for a picture when he runs into him at a grocery store.