FC Dallas Fanbase Submits Transfer Request To VfL Wolfsburg

Dallas, TX - In light of another fan favorite player leaving the team, the collected fanbase of Major League Soccer (MLS) side FC Dallas submitted a transfer request to allow them to leave for VfL Wolfsburg.

“It is apparent that we’ve outgrown this club,” stated the FC Dallas fanbase. “As such, we would like FC Dallas to respect our wishes and allow us to move to Wolfsburg where we feel like we can continue to develop.”

With Dallas reportedly inches away from transferring Ricardo Pepi to the German club, sources say that the front office is loathe to move the entire fanbase there unless they can get allocation money in return.

“The concern is that we won’t be able to get enough developing prospects to make it worth our while,” stated one FC Dallas insider. “It’s not that we mind losing the entire Dallas fanbase to Wolfsburg, but can we get a USL youth prospect that we can eventually flip to Red Bull Salzburg? Well, that’s the big question.”

None of this has stopped the FC Dallas fans from clamoring for their release, however, as they continue to indicate that they want out.

“No more,” stated Aaron Stewart, of Oak Lawn. “I just want to have the transfer to Wolfsburg go through so I can show everyone on Instagram my new allegiances. They are dragging this on for far too long. ANNOUNCE ME! ANNOUNCE ME MOVING”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Wolfsburg executives debate whether they can offer 2 conditional future MLS draft picks for all of the FC Dallas fans in Plano.