Nashville, TN - Following a spate of saved and flagrantly missed penalty kicks that ended their playoff run, the front office of Nashville SC scrambled to add a net above the goal mouth at their new stadium.

“We must keep the cars that our fans drive to the stadium safe,” stated Nashville SC representative Jerrod Hall. “With the errant balls flying out of the stadium and moving to a smaller stadium footprint, we decided to be forward thinking in protecting our fans and their vehicles.”

Sources indicate that multiple fans called the front office to voice their concerns about getting a ball smashed into their face or into their windshield from future errant penalty kicks. This outcry lead to the change in safety standards.

“I mean, all you need to do is watch the last few minutes of that game and you have to wonder,” stated Nashville fan Jerome Wolf., “Is my Daewoo Lanos going to be safe in the far parking lot?”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Wolf begins to park his car in his garage and take a Lyft into the stadium…. just to be safe.