Medal Of Freedom Awarded To Fan Who Tweeted "All Lives Matter" At MLS Account

WASHINGTON - The office of the President Of The United States indicated that sports fan Dave “@MagaRedTide123345432231” Edwards was awarded the Medal of Freedom in a private ceremony this past Monday for tweeting “All Lives Matter” at the official Major League Soccer account.

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In announcing the award, the White House said that Edwards helped, “reject the Black Lives Matter plot infesting soccer in the United States.”

“I definitely feel that Dave of Orlando, Florida displayed considerable bravery in telling the official MLS account that All Lives Matter,” stated White House spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany. “To stand by such an opinion, one that I would say reflects true American values, requires the utmost praise and distinction.”

The award to @MagaRedTide123345432231 was criticized by writers with Major League Soccer who indicated that giving the once prestigious award for an action rooted in bigotry was going to only encourage further awful tweets at the official account.

However, for their part, the White House stood firm as The Nutmeg News received an email on the subject that requested our efforts in, “finding 12,000 votes to stop cancel culture antifa destruction to making America great again by contributing to the continuous reelection and campaign fund for the once and future king of America.”

The Nutmeg News wlll have more as the White House awards the Medal of Freedom to “Your boy Chad” who was the first person to Ice a fellow AO bro at a USMNT tailgate.