Denver, CO - Area dickhead Chad Anderson stated that he was thrilled with the opportunity to hate on women’s soccer again with the NWSL starting back up this weekend.

WOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo It’s that time again to belittle people and their passions!

Friends of Anderson state that the soccer fan, who only watches Serie A games in which Paulo Dybala plays, was in poor spirits over the last few months.

“We could all see that he was depressed,” stated good friend Paul Stewart. “We told him to try to go online and tell USWNT fans that their team could be beaten by 10 year old boys; but he just didn’t have it in his heart with all the sports stopped.”

Anderson reportedly shrugged off his malaise when he realized the National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) was returning this weekend as he grabbed his phone and logged back into his Twitter and Reddit accounts in order to belittle and insult every fan of Women’s soccer he could find.

“It’s not really a sport,” posted Anderson online as he felt a slow relief wash over himself. “They don’t have the same skill and really shouldn’t be paid at all. Studies prove that men are tactically superior. My cousin couldn’t make his varsity high school team and he is better than Tobin Heath.”

Sources at his cross-fit gym indicate that Anderson spent the good portion of his workout huddled over in the corner with a smile on his face as he ritualistically insulted a 14 year old fan of the USWNT by calling her passion in life a, “total fraud because no one wants to watch women try to play sports.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the dickheads that never left come out in force.