"Well, I Just Honestly Can't Believe This! When Will People Wake Up?" States American Man For The 4,200,342,667,695,443,234,894,532,342,345th Time

LOS ANGELES - David Thornberry continued to act completely shocked at the actions of the people that surround him as Americans across the country continued to flock in groups to beaches, parks, bars, sidewalks and events despite the constant and unending warnings to stay at home.

“If I craft the perfect tweet that is really going to stop all this stuff once and for all!”

“Well, I just can’t believe this,” stated Thornberry for the 4,200,342,667,695,443,234,894,532,342,345th time in recent history. “When will people wake up?”

Thornberry reportedly keeps stating things like, “Now THIS… THIS will clearly be the thing that makes Americans sit up and take notice,” before retweeting stories about negligence, corruption, imprisonment, inequality and racism that at least 50% of Americans are pretty comfortable with on a day to day basis.

“I know that with what I’m seeing online tweeted by the people I follow that we will see a great swell of solidarity that will really allow us to reclaim our country from this COVID paralysis,” stated Thornberry as he looked out his kitchen window at two full basketball courts of pickup games and park filled with people socializing.

“Eventually Americans will actually learn that we need to stick up for each other and protect the weakest people in our country by ensuring that the Politicans we elect will actually represent us with honor” stated Thornberry as he continued to ignore the last 50 years of American History

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Thornberry states, “Well, I just honestly can’t believe this! When Will People Wake Up?” for the 4,200,342,667,695,443,234,894,532,342,346th, time after watching a Presidential address on the COVID-19 Virus.