CHICAGO - Despite their daily barrage of soul deadening comments on nearly every post unrelated to the Chicago Fire re-brand, the loyal fans of the Chicago Fire are still waiting for the social media manager of the MLS side to personally fix the problem.
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“People keep acting like there’s something I can do about it,” stated the manager of @ChicagoFire. “Nearly every single post that has a photo of a new flag or a new kit has a comment about the whole thing. It’s ridiculous.”
For their part, fans state that there’s nowhere else to complain other than the main account of the team as they inundate the account with ribald and witty statements such as, “Ur logo sucks.”
“We expect action and we expect it now,” stated one anonymous Fire fan. “I don’t care who reverses the re-brand, but someone over there needs to do something about it. I want change. I want blood. I also would like the beer to be affordable at Soldier Field and a new signing, but I just want ANY WARM BODY TO CHANGE THIS NOW.”
Despite this blank check issued by the fans, the social media team for the Fire appears to be unwilling to force through dramatic changes via any methodology, even though enabling a staged coup clearly worked for the United States in places like Iran, Nicaragua, Honduras and Panama.
“This isn’t part of our job? How do you expect that we can make this change,” stated the obviously very lazy social media manager. “Do you think that somehow I can make the change and I haven’t?”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as we wait for the Social Media team to rise up and seize the means of production of those new flags because… c’mon… folks…. c’mon…like… ur logo sucks.