With the USL Playoffs starting this past weekend, referees with the Professional Referee’s Organization announced today that the 1-800 Contacts order they placed two weeks ago finally came this Tuesday as they assured everyone that nothing was missed.

The contacts are here! The contacts are here! Finally!

“We have everything under control,” stated PRO spokesman Tom Williams. “Everyone was ready to go and there were no issues.”

According to reports from inside the organization, there were some worries that refereeing a playoff game without contacts would lead to some incorrect calls, but a quick survey of the news coming out of the playoffs indicate that nothing could be further from the truth.

“It appears that we all did a great job,” stated one referee who wished to remain anonymous. “Despite not being able to accurately see anyone or anything for 90 minutes, the games finished, there was a winner and everyone was happy.”

With the new contacts order finally in, referees admit they expect and even higher level of accuracy going forward as they stated, “NOW is our time to shine. Certainly we were very lucky that nothing untoward happened during the first round, but NOW we are going to make all the correct calls.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as San Antonio and Sacramento fans never let this go.