Area Man On Month Number Six Of Subscription To ESPN+ Originally Purchased For US Open Cup Games

Tampa Bay, FL - Tampa Bay Rowdies fan Philip Freeman is reportedly on month number six of a subscription to ESPN + that he started to watch the US Open Cup game the Rowdies played and lost against Oklahoma City Energy back on May 28th.

THIS IS THE SUBSCRIPTION THAT NEVER ENDS

YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS

“I’m definitely going to cancel it this time,” stated Freeman to The Nutmeg News as he became distracted by a meme account on Instagram.

Friends state that Freeman boldly proclaimed that he would only be signing up for the free trial to watch the US Open Cup games and that he definitely would remember to cancel the monthly subscription service. However, according to his bank statement, Freeman is now on his sixth month of the service with no end in site.

“I’m definitely going to cancel it this time,” stated Freeman as he clearly forgot the fact that he already stated this to our reporter earlier in the interview as his attention shifted and then focused on a repost on Twitter of an Instagram repost of a Tik Tok video making fun of Facebook users.

“Yeah, totally though, like I said, I’m definitely going to cancel……… um… oh man, check this shit out,” stated Freeman who shared a poorly constructed meme about people creating poorly constructed memes.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Freeman talks himself into using ESPN+ for Bundesliga games in 2020.